How To Become Easily Rich In Nigeria- All You Need Is About 2 Years!

You really not need to be smart or
savvy to make money in Nigeria, you
really not need to keep sending
those annoying 419 letters or open
up profiles on dating sites trying to
scam unsuspecting soul mate
searchers, what you have to do
rather, is to open up your own
Pentecostal church in Nigeria.
*We have the population,160 million
people you can weekly extort money
from( let’s be conservative with the
number).
*There is no legislation or a
Government agency like charity
commission that regulate what you
do, you are simply the boss. To even
jazz it more, if you know the current
CAN President, Pastor Ayo and you
often go to the mountain to conduct
fasting prayers and offer imaginary
sign and wonders, you may be lucky
to have access to the anointed one
in Aso Villa. You may well as well
be on their payroll where you will be
invited to join other prayer warriors
who are mandated to pray regularly
for our President. As we have now
come to know, leadership in Nigeria
have been outsourced to these
characters and their counterpart in
other imaginary religious faith and
deities. That is part of the collective
prize that all of us must pay
whenever a misfit takes centre stage
and becomes the president of this
great Nation. It did not start with
this current President, the only thing
he has done is to make it more
creative hence deceiving Nigerians
is very easy, all you have to do is
join Pastor Adebayo or any of the
top ranking Pentecostal Prosperity
Preaching “daddy’s” in their Friday
Night Vigil; and in the full glare of
the cameras ask the church
congregation to pray for you as you
embark on the journey of changing
our Nation. Many gullible Nigerians
love to be fooled especially once
you use church, Jesus, Bible,
Quaran or Prophet Mohammed.
Anyway Back to the script….
*Prayer warriors take note because
2015 presidential election will be
the mother of all election rigging in
Nigeria. A lot of our stolen monies
will be shared too.
Back to the church thing,
*You can start from a mechanic
workshop or under a flyover bridge,
Just make your story look very bad,
we have many of those.
The idea here is that during the
formative stages of your would be
criminal empire, you better have a
very moving moonlight story that
you will keep recycling to your
captured souls because the
gullible’s among us are too many
and they easily buy into such stories
without knowing that it was part of
the fake package. If you doubt us,
please ask our friend Pastor Dr Sign
Fireman or Pastor Chris Ojigbani. As
Nigerians, we love dramatized
stories of how our pastors started
and how God called them, none of
them has ever told you that they
actually called themselves. Church
member’s never miss that part
especially during their voodoo
church service. Even if they are in
the kitchen busy trying to make food
for themselves, once the bogus
pastors starts with his story of how
God called him or Satan called him,
come and see our people behave
like they are before God himself.
Many Echoes of “To God be the
glory” and all manner of wild
chanting fill the air.
*Name the church whatever you like
and you are good to go. You can
equally name it ‘Facebook Church of
God for all Saints’, we have seen
worse than that too. You need not
worry about us because we have
psychologically inoculated ourselves
many year’s back when we first took
notice of how this criminality is
destroying our great Nation. This
has become the antithesis of what
severe brainwashing is doing to our
population today. Our 70’s, 80’s and
even early 90’s were not as this bad
as it is today. We are dealing with a
well organized crime empire worse
than both Boko Haram and drug
pushing combined together. In
Africa too, these criminal voodoo
pastors from Nigeria are fast
opening up church’s everywhere and
making so much money.
Indoctrinating / training their fellow
would be pastors in other countries
in Africa is better for them because
you speak the language of your
country while they provide you the
platform using their already
established brand. You have to think
deep but also have a serious
analytical skills to understand why
we have labeled these so called
church set ups worse than Boko
Haram and drug pushing combined
together. If you want to brainwash a
nation or people, all you have to do
is starve them with no access to
information and then entrap them
with religion laced with deep rooted
poverty. That is the story of Nigeria
today and we are speaking from
experience and not noise.
Do we really get that stupider to not
have an iota of common sense that
God handed to each and every one
of us free of charge?..
Somebody wakes up from nowhere
and tells you that “God said” or that
“God called him”; because you are
made out of greed, because of your
inordinate insatiable lust to become
rich in a country littered with all
manners of stench, you fall like a
pack of bricks to their scam, then
the next thing, you loose your God
given common sense approach to
things which will take you years to
recover under a routine
psychological therapy sessions.
Some of you end up loosing your
marriage in the process because
you have allowed a third party into
your marriage which is the fake
pastor called Man of God who now
control your thinking.
The scripture tells us that “by their
fruits ye shall know them” yet you
know these fake men called God but
you continue patronizing them with
monies that you struggle so hard to
earn. We do not give a penny to any
Pentecostal church in Nigeria unless
the Pastor or church is really doing
God’s work, we rather donate our
money to good charity doing God’s
work. We are not sure that on the
day of judgement that God will ask
us how many times we went to
church or mosque, rather, it will be
for you and us to tell God how we
impacted on people’s lives here on
earth, what we did to change the
lives of people. When are you going
to stop being deceived and seek
truth or let the truth seek you out?..
Do you know this person before,the
pastor, do you know his past? NO!
you don’t but you call him ‘daddy’.
Well the result is perpetual mental
slavery laced with a heavy dose of
hypnotism and heck, you become
psychologically mentally entrapped,
a complete zombie if you may like.
Your thoughts process and mindset
are at the mercies of most of these
voodoo Pentecostal pastors. Their
fellow imams are not left out either,
they take advantage of the
vulnerable who are simply loyal to
them, because most of them are
poor, they are fed with tuwo
shinkafa( Mashed Rice) by most of
these stark illiterates called imams
who teach their flock nothing else
other than distorted words of our
holy prophet, may peace be unto
him. Some of these imams preach
violence, no wonder our North is
littered with terrorists.
Now that you know how to make
money in Nigeria, are you going to
be part of sanitizing this money
making industry to protect the
image of Nigeria or would you love
to join the bandwagon of enslaving
of Nigerians?. You make that call
yourself…