Evangelist Evans’ Jesus Christ Of Okrika, By Victor Ehikhamenor

A man has two scorpion tails that must never
be stepped on barefooted – his mother’s
reputation and his religious belief. Man can
easily kill and has killed when these two very
volatile lines are crossed. One of Nigeria’s
biggest problem today and even the world over
is religious intolerance, never diss a man’s
belief or his religious figure head. Cartoonists,
writers, poets, journalists etc have had fatwa
placed on their heads like a falling mace for
mouthing off at someone’s belief.
Unfortunately, brethren never learn from
history and these have caused a lot of broken
hearts and bleeding heads. Brother Rotimi
Amaechi whom I thought was a good Christian
with insight and wisdom missed the teaching of
the Bible that says – Touch not my anointed,
and do my prophets no harm. He did not only
touch the anointed he went ahead and insulted
a wild Christian’s Jesus Christ and hell and
mace broke loose under his roof. Brother
Amaechi can no longer claim ignorance to the
cause of the tsunamic turmoil that has flooded
his House.
Brethrens many times have we heard that
God’s ways are not our ways, therefore we
must be mindful of our surroundings. How else
do we explain how a very humble woman, born
in the riverine area of Okrika (the home of
second hand goods) who has been preaching
about widows and children, travelling in canoes
and been laughed at because of her
utterances, is actually the saviour we have all
been waiting for? Ever since Evangelist
Evans’s revelation about our most Venerable
Patience Jonathan my joy has known no
bounds. The explosion of Pentecostalism in
Nigeria has eventually paid off tremendously
for us because our lord and saviour chose our
nation as the host country for the second
coming. Halleluyah somebody!
If by now you still don’t believe that the right
Venerable Patience Jonathan is Evangelist
Evans’ Christ, that means you need to pray
for the holy ghost fire to burn logs of your
eyes and soften your heart of stone to believe.
What has been hidden from our prophets,
pastors, prophetesses, bishops, arch bishops,
reverends, most reverends, reverend fathers
and all the Pentecostal paramilitaries has been
revealed to a politician. God is wonderful. I
hope we can now all believe the First Lady’s
testimony in an Abuja church that she died and
rose after seven days. Evangelist Evans’ Jesus
Christ of Okrika rose from the dead after
seven good days and this shattered the
previous three days record in the now old new
testament. We Nigerians despite our churches
and cathedrals and worshipping culture were
doubting Thomases when she preached this
sermon a while back, hang your heads in shame
brothers and sisters.
No other outstanding miracle since the first
Jesus Christ turned water to Merlot in a
Galilean wedding. Now it is obvious that
Evangelist Evans’ Jesus Christ was the one
that converted cassava to bread, not anybody
else. And guess who was the mother of the day
at Evangelist Evans Bipi’s wedding? The right
Venerable Patience Jonathan, of course.
If you have come this far and you are still
doubting Evangelist Evans’ claim that our First
Lady is his Jesus Christ, let’s see what the
Bible says about Christ’s second coming in 1st
Thessalonians – Now, brothers and sisters,
about times and dates we do not need to write
to you, for you know very well that the day of
the Lord will come like a thief in the night.
While people are saying, “Peace and safety,”
destruction will come on them suddenly, as
labour pains on a pregnant woman, and they
will not escape.
Now do you see what I am saying? Did the
First Lady not come upon us like a thief in the
night? Has some newspapers not even misread
this prophesy and sometimes called the poor
woman a thief! A prophet is really without
honour in his home country. Oh shame on you
blasphemous people! Brethrens, don’t let your
life be that while people are screaming “Peace
and Safety” you allow destruction in form of
mace to come down suddenly on your head
because of your unbelief.
If you are still wondering while someone’s head
was broken with a mace, then you are really a
neophyte Christian. Let me tell you, never
mouth off at someone’s Jesus Christ, you will
never go free because justice will be swift.
Someone please go to the book of John 18,
verse 10: Then Simon Peter, who had a sword,
drew it and struck the high priest’s servant,
cutting off his right ear. Brethren, since we have moved from the use of
sword as a weapon of war to mace, Evangelist
Evans and the five disciples had no choice but
to smash a head for their master’s sake, to let
the pagan politician know they weren’t faffing
around. And just like in the Bible, where Jesus
Christ (in his first coming) told Simon Peter to
put away his sword, Evangelist Evans’ Jesus
just released a statement this week for her
disciples to put their mace away and embrace
peace.
Despite all these and even now that Evangelist
Evans Bipi has revealed Christ’s identity to us,
some of our brothers and sisters are still
jumping up and down, building churches,
crusading, defrauding poor people, seeing fake
vision 202020 and telling Nigerians that Christ
is coming meanwhile Christ is already walking
on waters in Rivers. Since that violent crusade
in the House, and a brother held Evangelist
Evans the way a pastor holds a worshipper
under the influence of the holy spirit, and he
confessed the profound words that has shifted
our paradigm – “Why must he be insulting my
mother, my Jesus Christ on earth?…I cant take
it…” I have not been able to look many pastors
in the face. How long can these false prophets
lie to their congregations? Why do millions of
Christians in Nigeria have to get this very vital
piece of revelation about Jesus Christ from a
boxer-looking politician instead of the
president of CAN?
I hope that our men of God are prepared to
see the drop in church attendance and revenue
because all roads now lead to Okrika, our new
Jerusalem. Woe betide Nigeria government if
they don’t capitalize on this and turn Okrika,
where Evangelist Evans’ Jesus was born, to a
tourist attraction and save tax payers’ money
on annual pilgrimage sponsorship to far away
old Jerusalem. Every Christian should be able
to afford themselves Ekene Dili Chukwu or Arik
ticket to Okrika.
To end this sermon, someone should remind
Professor Wole Soyinka that the Venerable
Patience Jonathan is not a pekelemense white
Jesus Christ he considers a fictional character.
She is the formidable and unshakeable lord of
five fervent disciples, their very first
homemade black Jesus Christ. The old Prof
should refrain from further blasphemies
because surviving the taking over of a radio
station and fighting military dictatorship to a
standstill is like a child’s play when it comes to
withstanding Evangelist Evans and the five
disciples. Soyinka’s cataclysmic grammar can
not form a helmet when a mace comes down on
his white head.
Brothers and sisters, lets do a sign of the
mace, service has ended, groan in peace!